Road rage is a big problem and according to studies, it continues to get worse. People are tense on the road for many reasons. Maybe they’ve had a bad day or week and take it out on people when they are on the road. One fear that many have is coming back from shopping and seeing that someone has hit their car. Another fear is never knowing when you might get a note on your windshield from the police or from some angry person. Windshield notes might not always be a bad thing. Some of them can actually be very funny. I think that some of these might make you think twice before you park.
Check out these 10 Funny Windshield Notes
10. Grumpy Cat Sign
I think that this would be the very last thing I would expect to see on my car. I don’t know about you but personally, I love the grumpy cat. This would actually be one wind shield note I would keep. Hopefully you pay attention to it whenever you do receive one. You don’t want to see the grumpy cat in action. The cat really could have your car towed.
9. You Suck at Parking
Some people just get right down to the truth on how they feel. I know how they feel because some people really do suck at parking. You might even want to have a few of these around you if bad parking is something that’s common in your area. I think this is actually a funny and polite way of putting it. Maybe next time they’ll pay more attention.
8. The one who takes up two spaces
Good on her for writing a note and leaving it on the wind shield. I think that there’s no excuse for people to take up two spots. However, I see it happen a lot and it also drives me crazy. There’s plenty of room in that parking spot but yet they are determined to try and take up two spots. Maybe they really do need parking lessons.
7. Hello Traffic Warden…
Maybe this is rather a funny passive aggressive way to play with the traffic warden. Personally, I wouldn’t risk it because you never know as to what kind of trouble you might get in. If you don’t care about what kind of trouble you might get in then go for it but I know for sure that I wouldn’t want to risk it.
6. Another bad Parker
The world not only needs a group hug but apparently I think that the world needs group parking lessons. I even wonder how some of these people managed to get their drivers license. Maybe it was the one time in their life that they actually did good with their driving. Folks, you’re suppose to park that good year round not just on that one time you take the test.
5. Lost Key
If you want to avoid angry windshield notes or tickets then you might consider leaving a note yourself.I wonder if the parking official took notice and had pity on them. I am sure this must not be a note that they see every day. If they really did lose their keys then I find myself having pity on them and I’m not even the parking official.
4. Caught!
Is it just me or does he not really sound sorry? Bad move Jack. Let’s hope that the person who saw you didn’t get your car information. Worst yet, they also could possibly ID you to the police and you could get into some serious trouble if ever caught. Be the man and write down your phone number at least instead of just a pretend note.
3. He wishes Stevie Wonder Taught Him
He probably wishes that Stevie Wonder taught him. Then again, maybe not. Now I’m in the mood to hear “You Are The Sunshine of My life”. I think that the song goes perfect with the bright yellow paper. Don’t you? Judging by the note, I think that this person was very upset with how they parked. Maybe even more upset then some of the others.
2. Park in your own space
I think that this one is a favorite next to the grumpy cat windshield note. The reason why is because it reminds me of the 1999 movie Office Space. I don’t know what it is about the movie Office Space but a lot of meme’s have been made out from that movie and this is one of them. If you’ve never seen Office Space then I highly recommend it. I would watch it on a channel that’s not cut so you don’t have to worry about things being bleeped out. If you haven’t watched it in awhile then it’s a great movie to see occasionally, especially if you need to laugh. Reminds me, that I should watch it again soon.
1. Where Would Jesus Park?
I think that this is another very clever way of asking someone to use their own lot. I know that we’ve all heard of What would Jesus Do but now maybe we should change to Where Would Jesus Park? There should be bracelets made of WWJP to help with reminding people of how they should park. However, I am not so sure as to how many people might actually wear them.
Conclusion
Peanut butter anyone? I think that you can have some of this here for free if you can help with getting it off. Good luck.